Stories Archive by Month - June

A Susan Boyle fanatic was today in shock after accidentally crashing her wealthy husband's car through a parking lot wall. The unnamed fanatic, thought to be in her mid-90's, had apparently forgotten how to drive,

Hollywood - (Reuterus & Naked Ass Mess): The doe-eyed twenty one year-old High School Musical star blames cyber-oglers for a lurid mudslinging campaign about her fantastic nude online shots. These surfaced in 2007 and were immediately

In an embarrassing statement to a parliamentary sub committee this afternoon, RAF chief Sir Rostron Riddle-Me-Ree told ministers that last week, aliens probably had been hovering over London for half an hour, in giant spacecraft

When Hamish and twin brother "Scotty" broke into the home of singer Susan Boyle, they thought she was gone on another singing tour. However, they were wrong. Scheduled to sing in Paris, the French took one

Following recent fox attacks on sleeping babies, thousands of Londoners are making plans to trap those twerps who welcome the stinking creatures into their back-gardens - and either hound them out of town OR

Following our revelation yesterday, that Ashley Cole's latest conquest is Russian-born lady-boy, Lickya Balsov, we can today reveal that Cole has dumped Sarah Purnell....by text! Purnell, a 23 year old lap-dancer, had been linked romantically with...

Kim Sears - pouty irritating girlfriend of pouty irritating tennis nerd Andy Murray - today threatened to eat her own face if the young Scot goes on to win Wimbledon. "There's no living with him as

BARCELONA, Spain - Brad Pitt flew to Barcelona to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Spanish Motion Picture Film Industry. Pitt, who is known in Spain as "El Muchachote." which means 'the old boy' said