Stories Archive by Month - July
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Michael Jackson's Brain Implanted In Robot Body
Sources close to the Michael Jackson family revealed today that Jacko's body has been frozen since his death and his brain has been transplanted into the body of a robot.
"We know the brain is connected
Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, And Queen Latifah To Record A Michael Jackson Tribute Single
LOS ANGELES - Michael Jackson's sister Janet Jackson has stated that she will be entering the recording studio and recording a tribute song to her brother with Mariah Carey and Queen Latifah.
The song which was
Michael Jackson's Autopsy Revealation Shocks Fans And Family!
Dr. Rami Gushinari released the official LA Coroner's report on Michael Jackson today just as the King of Pop was laid to rest in Woodlawn Cemetery for the Elite and Pompous.
"Mr. Jackson, age 50, race
Iphone Porn App Pulled By Rotten Apple Corp.
Las Vegas, NV - iPhone Porn software developers, Wing Nguyen and Joe 'The Bone' Bonazzio are flipping mad today as the result of Apple shutting down the duos porn app, 'Swedish Chicken Delight'; a euphemism
Miley Cyrus' Plastic Surgery Scandal!
Back in the plastic surgery gossip scene again, Miley Cyrus is raising a few brows after being spotted unusually busty and beautiful at the MileyMania's 2009.
With breast implants almost being a prerequisite in Hollywood,
$2,000 Beverage Refrigerator Stocked With Bud Light, Miller Genuine Draft
A refrigerator costing at least $2,000 out-the-door was discovered this past fourth of July weekend in a residence in Plainfield, Illinois, full to nearly 95% capacity of beer worth a total of $20.
Sarah Palin: Role Model? The Answer Is More Than Just A Punch Line.
(New York-NY) For my loyal readers, all five, you're used to my point of view clothed in the satire of news parody. Not exactly "The Onion", but at times I like
Sarah Palin - Iceberg Scandal Reflects Poorly On Cia
Vancouver, BC - Officials from both Russia and Canada are meeting in Vancouver to try to figure out a way of preventing that silly little person, Sarah Palin, from ever getting out of Alaska again.
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