Stories Archive by Month - July
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Michael Jackson's Gold Coffin Repossessed
Los Angeles CA-- There was a lot of tears outside the Stapler Center after today's Michael Jackson funeral. The dead King of Pop's golden coffin was repossessed by the bank. Michael's corpse was unceremoniously ripped
Sarah Palin Blasts Out Going Governor of Alaska
Alaska (Ucs News) Alaska Republican Sarah Palin issued a surprisingly harsh statement late on Friday, ripping the former Governor of Alaska's
decision to leave office at the end of the
Michael Jackson's Funeral
Preparations are well under way for the Man in the Mirror, Michael Jackson's, funeral in Los Angeles, and it promises to be a thriller.
The casket, made from ebony and ivory, will be mourned over by
Michael Jackson To Be Buried At Graceland
Dead pop star Michael Jackson is to be buried at the legendary home of Elvis Presley at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee.
A plot has been especially dug by Lisa Marie Presley to accommodate the large
Brad & Angie Split
Gossip has been rife recently about Brad & Angelina splitting, but the truth has finally surfaced.
Brad & Angelina are splitting because of the secret meeting between Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston. During their 2
Brooke Shields Proposed To Michael Jackson
HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Shields has just revealed a very intimate secret that she has kept inside of her for fifteen years.
The statuesque star stated that in 1994 she fell in love with Michael Jackson
Robert Pattinson May Not Do Anymore Twilight After Eclipse
It came as a shock recently when Robert Pattinson stated that he wasn't at all sure that he wanted to do the "Twilight: Breaking Dawn"!
"I'm really becoming afraid that my other movies are not drawing
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