Stories Archive by Month - July

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Adam Lambert: Michael Jackson Cloned Me

Adam Lambert: Michael Jackson Cloned Me

Sources close to Michael Jackson the King of Pop and the Preposterous have reported that he was obsessed with the desire to clone himself in the hope that his genetic duplicate given a different environment

Jackson Attends His Own Memorial Concert

Jackson Attends His Own Memorial Concert

Michael Jackson was on stage during his own memorial concert. Indeed he was one of the most prominent members of the cast. He formed part of Mariah Carey's new boob job, thus putting him very much

Is Kristen Stewart Pregnant By Robert Pattinson?

Is Kristen Stewart Pregnant By Robert Pattinson?

That's what all the fans are trying to find out after the story and a photo of Stewart's little round belly appeared in an Australian publication, News Weekly. The story has now been picked up here

Brooke Shields Tipped For Oscar Glory After Jackson Memorial Performance

Brooke Shields Tipped For Oscar Glory After Jackson Memorial Performance

Actress Brooke Shields has been tipped to win the Oscar in the Best Supporting Actress category after her whirlwind performance during the Michael Jackson memorial concert yesterday. Shields managed to laugh AND cry during her

Lisa Marie Presley To Adopt Macaulay Culkin And Shaheen Jafargholi

Lisa Marie Presley To Adopt Macaulay Culkin And Shaheen Jafargholi

HOLLYWOOD - It is being reported that Lisa Marie Presley who has just been given custody of Michael Jackson's three children will now be adopting Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi. Lisa Marie who was married to

Martin Bashir: "Princess Diana Told Me Jackson Was Her Sibling!"

Martin Bashir: "Princess Diana Told Me Jackson Was Her Sibling!"

New York - (ReUterus): TV celebrity interviewer Martin Bashir has bowed to the pressure of a $1 million paycheck and will publish unedited footage of his 1995 Princess Diana interview. The footage is to be shown

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Hipsters Desperately Seek New Anachronism To Claim As Own

Experts say the staidness of Converse sneakers, fedoras, and pretending to enjoy Pabst Blue Ribbon could sideline the whole hipster community unless a cutting-edge anachronism can be discovered.

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Added: 09 July 2009
Princess Diana To Attend Jacko's Funeral

Princess Diana To Attend Jacko's Funeral

Both Kensington Palace and the Jackson family refused to comment on claims that Princess Diana would be attending Jacko's Funeral tomorrow. The Spoof can reveal that a special jet has been laid on to Fly



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