Stories Archive by Month - July
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World Prepares For Entertainer Martin Jackson's Memorial Services
Tens of fans across the globe this weekend rushed to try and get a ticket to the Tuesday memorial service of beloved entertainer Martin Jackson, known by some as "the King of Pep."
Lindsey Lohan To Replace Emma Watson In Harry Potter 7
Lindsey Lohan has been cast to play Hermione in the 7th of the Harry Potter films. Emma Watson left the film after a scene didn\'t go the way she planned. A source says that they
Andy Roddick Found His Wife In The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas
Tennis star Andy Roddick is headed for the semis at Wilmbedon but he claims that he won the best prize of all at the best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Roddick was plating at the Lubbock
Billy Mays Death Will Affect More People Than Jackson, Fawcett & Mcmahon Combined!
Billy (not Willy) Mays who sold us all those WONDERFUL products over the years has passed away almost unnoticed during the "Dying Spell" as we in the South call it, last week at the age
Chinese Hackers Corner Market On Jackson Staples Center Tickets
Beijing, China - Chinese-based internet hackers have cornered the market on tickets to the Staples Center Jackson Memorial show and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
This is the message given the media from the
South Carolina Serial Killer Sought
Police and FBI are seeking a South Carolina serial killer and are asking the public for help.
"We are looking for any member of the public willing to become a serial killer so that we have
Ron Artest Signs With The World Champion Los Angeles Lakers
QUEENS, New York - One of the NBA's premier defenders Ron Artest has just signed a three-year $18 million contract to play for the world champion Los Angeles Lakers.
When Artest's agent Vinnie "The Mouthpiece" Paffalino
Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis On Class Fieldtrip
SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of
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