Stories Archive by Month - July

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Unknown Life Form In North Carolina Sewer To Perform Nessun Dorma At Michael Jackson Memorial

Unknown Life Form In North Carolina Sewer To Perform Nessun Dorma At Michael Jackson Memorial

Los Angeles, CA - Youtube sensation Unknown Life Form In North Carolina Sewer has been asked to perform 'Nessun Dorma' at the Michael Jackson Memorial service this coming Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los

Andy Murray Attributes His Wimbledon Loss To Susan Boyle

Andy Murray Attributes His Wimbledon Loss To Susan Boyle

With the hope of becoming the first Briton in over 70 years to reach the finals of Wimbledon, the Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray has got as far as the semi-finals. The 21-year-old Murray was

Katie Price Admits She's Been Well Ridden Since Leaving  Peter

Katie Price Admits She's Been Well Ridden Since Leaving Peter

The Katie Price/Peter Andre saga moves on yet another step with the admission by Katie Price that she has had some really good rides since her split, or to give its official title, 'publicity stunt',

 The Spoof
Added: 05 July 2009
Jordan Chandler To Release Explicit Jackson Video

Jordan Chandler To Release Explicit Jackson Video

Los Angeles - (ReUterus): For the last sixteen years Jordan Chandler's attorneys have kept locked down explicit home video footage of the thirteen year old and Michael Jackson 'playing doctors and nurses' at Neverland Ranch. But

Los Angeles/hollywood Refuse Michael Jackson Funeral:  Too Expensive

Los Angeles/hollywood Refuse Michael Jackson Funeral: Too Expensive

Citing a lack of financial resources, the mayors of Los Angeles and Hollywood have reneged on their offer to host the Michael Jackson Memorial Service and Funeral. At a noon press conference held at Los

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Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 'S Nipples Were Designed By Alexander Mcqueen

Alexander McQueen has crafted some of the most posh outfits from Chelsea's athletic supporters to the gowns for the biggest balls in London. Cheryl Cole unveiled a McQueen first and original when she displayed the

Michael Jackson Reincarnated As Cartoon Peter Pan; Adam Lambert Wants Role of Tinker Bell

Michael Jackson Reincarnated As Cartoon Peter Pan; Adam Lambert Wants Role of Tinker Bell

Neverland, CA - Michael Jackson's fans holding a vigil outside the gate of Jackson's former Neverland Estate were stunned Friday when Michael Jackson appeared in concert as a cartoon apparition of the storybook character Peter

Three Americans Killed While Filming Japanese Game Show

Three Americans Killed While Filming Japanese Game Show

Tokyo (Japan) Ucs News: In a shocking tragedy 3 American contestants lost their lives in a spectacular accident while filming the popular Japanese game show "I survived a Japanese game show".

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 July 2009


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