Stories Archive by Month - July
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Billy Mays Inks Deal To Represent Jesus Christ
Tampa,Florida (Ucs News) The Late TV pitch man Billy Mays has signed a 300 year contract to represent the lord our savor Jesus Christ. According sources in heaven the terms include
Sarah Palin Resigns As Alaska Governor To Become Stay At Home Mom
Fed up with politics and tired of seeing her kids getting involved with the wrong crowd, Sarah Palin announced today that she will resign as Alaska Governor and devote all
Megan Fox To Do Full Frontal Nudity In Transformers 3
Megan Fox, near the top of several magazine's most beautiful woman list, has announced that she is willing to do full frontal nudity in Transformers 3. Said Fox in an interview in Hollywood, "I don't
Michael Jackson's Critics Celebrate Death of Pop Icon
ARLINGTON(Texas) Ucs News: While millions of his loyal fans mourn the tragic loss of Pop Icon Michael Jackson some in Texas have found reason to celebrate. "We are not really big
Michael Jackson Sex Tape Discovered
A tape showing dead pop singer Michael Jackson engaged in sexual acts has been discovered hidden away in a black sack during searches of his rented Hollywood home.
Police officers who have seen the tape have
Man Sells 20p Coin For A Fortune
Rick Drains from Chelmsford has become one of the first people in the UK to sell a new 20p coin on one of the popular internet auction sites, e-by-gum.co.uk.
He explained that he couldn't believe his
Ronaldo To Return To Manchester Utd.
Heartthrob sex symbol Cristiano Ronaldo has been in negotiations to return to Manchester united just weeks after his record-breaking transfer to Real Madrid.
The footballer said he wanted to come back to Manchester because the players
Aaron Carter's New Song "Let Go" Is About Hilary Duff!
Unbelievable but true! Aaron Carter's comeback single "Let Go" is about Hilary Duff, his ex-girlfriend... Seven years ago!
In the song, Carter sings:
"I used to love a girl,
Thinking about her makes me a little crazy.
So, I
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