Stories Archive by Month - July
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Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency
Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who
Miley Cyrus Says: Ellen Hopkin's" Identical "Is Based On Her Multiple Personalities
Hannah Montana dates older men and gets involved in all kinds of hi-jinx as Miley Cyrus. The mystery of the two alter egos began to clear this week as Miss Cyrus found some answers of
Unknown Life Form In North Carolina Sewer Sheds New Light On Michael Jackson's Psyche
Los Angeles, CA - A video on Youtube entitled 'Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer' has gone viral, with over 3 million hits in 24 hours. Scientists believe that the video may actually aid
Miley Cyrus & Jonas Brothers Annoyed By Siblings Who Will Voice Porn Animation
It seems that Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers both agree that it is hard to be looked up to... Even if we're talking family!
The pair have both said, in different interviews, that it feels
Michael Jackson To Dr. Klein - "I'll Have A Chin, A Nose, Drugs...and A Side Order of Kids"
Beverly Hills, CA - It has been revealed that Dr. Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson's dermatologist, may in fact be the biological father of his children. As well as children, Dr. Klein supplied Michael Jackson with
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