Stories Archive by Month - July
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Cheryl Cole Suffers Male Nurse Improper Bed Bath
A male nurse has been arrested following an indecent assault on stricken X-Factor star Cheryl Cole. Miss Cole, currently fighting malaria at a £25,000 per night private clinic, was the victim of a marauding
Raoul Moat Buys Predator Costume
New CCTV footage of Raoul Moat suggests he has purchased a Predator costume from a fancy-dress shop.
Shop assistant Carrie Mutt said that she thought she recognized the shopper, but as he was not carrying
The Gaslight Anthem Release €˜american Slang' Music Video
This story has no summary. Click the title to read the full story.
Paul, The Psychic Octopus, Does It Again But This Could Lead To His Demise
There seems to be no end to Paul, the psychic octopus's talent. He correctly picked Spain to win the Semi-final of FIFA's World Cup against Germany - and he was spot on. Paul is now,
Glenn Beck Vows He Will Capture England's Crazed Criminal Raoul Moat
MANHATTAN - Speaking from his office high atop The David Letterman-Jay Leno Building in downtown Manhattan, Fox political commentator and Nazi stalker Glenn Beck has vowed that he will find the crazed criminal Raoul Moat
Spain The New Arsenal?
As the World Cup reaches its thrilling conclusion on Sunday, it was the turn of European giants Germany and Spain to contest a very interesting game last night to see who would face Holland in
Paul, The Psychic Octopus, Does It Again But We Anxiously Await His Prediction For The Final of The Fifa World Cup
No news yet, to report on Paul, the psychic octopus's prediction for the outcome of the final of The FIFA World Cup, which is to be decided by a football match on Sunday, July 11th
Cheryl Cole Has More Than Malaria
After a press release that Cheryl Cole's recent collapse was from a case of Malaria, no one is saying much. In fact, the latest report is that it is THOUGHT to be Malaria!
The 27-year-old X
Cancer horoscope
The next word you hear may cause you to rush into a blind rage. Please think before acting too rashly with a potato......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.