Stories Archive by Month - July
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Area Man Vigorously Defends Corporation That Doesn't Care About Him
Even as many of his peers complained over high fees and ostensibly anti-competitive practices, Philadelphia native Skip Marvin stuck firm this weekend in his online messageboard defense of one of his favorite companies.
Rush Limbaugh Demands Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions Apologize For "Bigoted Remarks"
Washington (Ucs News) While Sonia Sotomayor stood for questioning in her Confirmation hearings it is was Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions that took the heat. After making several clearly racist remarks during
Billie Jean King Dragged Into Michael Jackson/ Jordan Chandler Furor
New York - (Grand Slam Thank-You-Ma'am Mess): Ageing ex-world women's tennis champion Bille Jean Moffit King has been dragged into the controversy of who fathered Michael Jackson's children after David Gest's son Jordan Chandler tested
Michael Jackson's Ghost Smacks Obama's Teleprompter
Washington, DC - Michael Jackson's ghost took a whack at Obama and ended up hitting his teleprompter. This is the claim of unauthorized biographer, Ian Heparin, who today released a book detailing Jackson's sordid past.
Sotomayor Picks Up Key Endorsement From Alabama Klan
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) -- The nation's top Ku Klux Klan leaders gave Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor ringing endorsements Tuesday, even as Republicans tried to rally opposition.
With Sotomayor's Senate
Michael Jackson Was So Gay...
Los Angeles - (ReuterUs): ".....so gay he even made Roger Federer look, like, er...virtually heterosexual!"
That's the conclusion of a weekend poll run by iconic celeb rag LA FahHagSlagMag after footage of a 2001 Caesar's Palace
David Gest Is Jordan Chandler's Father Says Minnelli
Los Angeles - (New York New York Mess): LAPD investigators on the trail of Michael Jackson's assassins have subpoenaed Liza Minelli's 2003 divorce deposition files.
A sworn statement claims ex-husband David Gest fathered Jordan Chandler, 29,
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