Stories Archive by Month - July

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Miley Cyrus Plans "Comeback" Tour For 2029

Hannah Montana star and pop singing sensation 17 year old Miley Cyrus told the media today that she is already planning her "Comeback World Tour" for the year 2029. "I'm a child star now", the mature

 The Spoof
Added: 15 July 2009
Paris Jackson To Record Song For 'Daddy' - Congressman Peter King Says 'Stop The Insanity'

Paris Jackson To Record Song For 'Daddy' - Congressman Peter King Says 'Stop The Insanity'

Long Island, NY - Upon hearing the news that Paris Jackson is going to record a song commemorating her late father, Michael Jackson, Congressman Peter King was heard saying, "Stop The Insanity!" "The man/boy isn't even

Jessica Simpson/tony Romo Breakup Removes Cowboy Curse?

Jessica Simpson/tony Romo Breakup Removes Cowboy Curse?

When he was asked a few weeks ago about what he had planned for Jessica Simpson's birthday July 10, Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, Tony Romo told everyone, "It's a secret." So I guess a kick in

Porn Prince Knocks One Out of The Park

Porn Prince Knocks One Out of The Park

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It only took James Mitchell about three seconds to get to third base with his daughter's mother Danielle Keller, and another three minutes to score; it also took him about three

 The Spoof
Added: 15 July 2009
Royal Mail Strike Cancelled - Strike Notices Are Lost

Royal Mail Strike Cancelled - Strike Notices Are Lost

The threatened Royal Mail strike has been called off. The news was given at a press conference held in the Cheam Post Office this morning. Speaking to journalists, Adam Dozy, the Royal Mail's chief executive, said

 The Spoof
Added: 15 July 2009
O.j. Gets Work Release

O.j. Gets Work Release

The Nevada Department of Corrections and the National Football League have worked out a work release program for former Buffalo Bills Super Star and convicted felon O.J. Simpson. In the deal Simpson will be allowed to

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 The Spoof
Added: 15 July 2009
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Rap / Web 2.0 Crossover Album To Help Cash-strapped Startups

Jay-Z and Mike Arrington combine together in potentially the most inappropriate musical-mashup since the time someone ‘accidently’ played Megadeth at your aunties funeral. Bringing the creative industries of hip-hop and Web 2.0 together for the

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Quitting Caffeine Would've Been Impossible Without Drugs And Alcohol To Stop My Headaches

I've had withdrawal before -- oh boy, have I ever -- but nothing compares to the time I kicked caffeine, arguably the worst drug man ever made.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 15 July 2009


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