Stories Archive by Month - July
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Cowboy Tony Romo Dumps His Cowgirl Jessica Simpson
DALLAS - Well it looks like football season is right around the corner. And evidence of that is the fact that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has dumped his girlfriend Jessica Simpson (Ashlee's sister).
And the
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Robert Pattinson Says Kristen Stewart Having Identity Crisis
Robert Pattinson says his co-star in the Twilight Series is having an identity crisis and often goes into the fictional personalty of Bella Swan when they are out together.
"Our friends and co-workers thought she was
Pete Doherty Has A Normal Sunday
Pete Doherty, famed musician and drugs 'n' rock and roll star, spent a normal Sunday yesterday doing the kind of things you and I might do, alleged the NTNON team today
Pete shunned his previous 'stay
Religious Leaders Agree: Former Vice President Dick Cheney Is Going To Hell
In an unusual show of solidarity, religious leaders around the world representing Christian, Jewish, Muslim and even Buddhist faiths agreed that former US Vice President Dick Cheney is going to
Homosexual Activity Killing Business At Adam Lambert's Taco Stand
SAN DIEGO, CA - Adam Lambert had a good thing going until a gay couple started frequenting Bistek Mariposa; now he can't turn a profit anymore, said the beleaguered America's Got Idols near-miss and one-man
Lance Armstrong Reveals Tour De France Secret
Lance Armstrong not only took the yellow jacket after winning the last leg of the Tour de France but admits he has been taking home the two yellow dress clad Tour de France ingénues that
Teenage Manchester United Striker Stolen
Manchester United's striker problem worsened yesterday when it was announced that Federico Macheda had been stolen. It is believed that two men broke into his house and stole the young striker while he slept.
Police have
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