Stories Archive by Month - July

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Sahel Kamezi Was An Al Qaeda Operative And Steve Mcnair Was C.i.a.

Sahel Kamezi Was An Al Qaeda Operative And Steve Mcnair Was C.i.a.

Washington, DC - Shocking news uncovered in Washington late last evening regarding star-crossed haters, Sahel Kamezi and Steve McNair. Sources have confirmed that Sahel Kamezi, the supposed waitress and mistress of former NFL quarterback Steve

 The Spoof
Added: 13 July 2009
Crystal Defanti Scores Success In Canada With Splayed Beaver

Crystal Defanti Scores Success In Canada With Splayed Beaver

Ottawa, CA - Crystal Defanti, who first gained fame as a teacher who distributed her sex DVD to her students, scored a tremendous cultural and epicurean success in Canada at the 7th Annual International Culinary

 The Spoof
Added: 13 July 2009
Al Cowlings To Transport Michael Jackson's Brain To The Cemetery

Al Cowlings To Transport Michael Jackson's Brain To The Cemetery

Beverly Hills, CA Former O.J. Simpson BFF, Al Cowlings, has been conscripted to drive the brain of Michael Jackson back to Forest Lawn Cemetery from the Coroner's office, so that it may be reunited with

Lohan, Ronson Back Together, Lohan Facing Lawsuit

Lohan, Ronson Back Together, Lohan Facing Lawsuit

Apparently Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together because several fan sites are reporting that the two are moving out of their current residence after discovering they were on a Celebrity Bus Tour. Lindsay and

 The Spoof
Added: 13 July 2009
Sarah Palin Denies Divorce Rumors

Sarah Palin Denies Divorce Rumors

WASILLA, Alaska - Soon to be ex-Governor Sarah Palin is strongly denying rumors that she and her husband Todd are getting a divorce. The governor wanted to make it perfectly clear that the divorce rumors are

 The Spoof
Added: 13 July 2009
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Goldman Sachs Launches Hostile Takeover of Bankrupt California

New York City (Ucs Financial News) Once again Goldman Sachs has stunned analysts. Just weeks after announcing record profits and record bonus payouts, the unstoppable Goldman Sachs has set it sights

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 13 July 2009
Michael Jackson Estate Sues City of Los Angeles For Wrongful Death

Michael Jackson Estate Sues City of Los Angeles For Wrongful Death

Los Angeles, CA - The estate of Michael Jackson on behalf of the late entertainer, Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', has filed a lawsuit against the City of Los Angeles for wrongful death. The

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The Turtles Shut Down Jfk Runways

Once surfer rock group The Turtles have long suffered with the notion that they were the first true one hit wonders of the modren rock era. Whenever anyone says The Turtles the only song that

 The Spoof
Added: 13 July 2009


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