Stories Archive by Month - July
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Cemetery Staff Claim Michael Jackson Was Buried ....alive !
At the sprawling Forest Lawns Cemetery, a curious thing happened last night that shook the cadre of night watchmen who caretake for the elite cemetery...A curious sound of a ringing bell!
As part of the detailed
Al Franken Sworn In : Disrupts Senate To Read New Book Into Congressional Record
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News- Freshmen Senator Al Franken joined the U.S. Senate then promptly defiled the dignity of his new office. Just moments after being sworn in Franken put down the
Jackson Funeral A Ratings Success, Nbc Bids 15 Million For Rights To Paris Hilton's Death
(New York) Unconfirmed sources report the major networks have kicked off a bidding war for the broadcast rights of celebrity funerals. With the unexpected and profitable death of Michael Jackson proving
Michelle Bachman Admits Extramarital Affair And Alien Abduction
(Washington D.C.) A tearful Michelle Bachman, R-Minn admitted Tuesday to an extraterrestrial affair with an alien that had abducted her in 2007. Bachman , would not identify the alien's home planet
Michael Jackson's Ghost Is Exhausted And Needs A Rest
Michael Jackson's spirit is in a state of extreme exhaustion following an unprecedented series of appearances since his earthly body's demise.
According to mediums the world over, Jackson's spirit has been apppearing in a bewildering number
Michael Jackson Fans Disrupt Memorial At Staples Center
Los Angeles, California - A relatively small but outspoken group of true Michael Jackson fans in attendance of the ticketed event only at the Staples Center for their namesake fallen hero, The King of Pop,
Adam Lambert Attempts To Make Deposit At La Sperm Bank
Los Angeles, CA - Police were called today to quell a ruckus at the Van Nuys Sperm Bank. Dozens of officers spilled out of vans and rushed into the modern facility located next to a
Shields Tipped For Oscar Success Following Michael Jackson Memorial
Following today's emotional Michael Jackson memorial concert, Hollywood insiders have been speculating that friend of MJ and fellow childhood deity, Brook Shields, could actually receive an Oscar nod for her live speech which clearly reached
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