Stories Archive by Month - July

Lately whatever Lindsay Lohan models goes missing... First jewels and now five bikinis... Missing that was until a suspicious private dick started to pry into the shadowy crevices where ladies like Lohan like to hide

Gadfly, singer, and man-about-town Adam Lambert confessed to friends today that his 'face was pregnant' after receiving the medical report from the nation's only Facial-OBGYN, Dr. Phinias Blackmore in Philadelphia. Although the condition is rare,...

Robert Pattinson, who recently startled fans by saying he may not go on with the Twilight series of movies because it would typecast him as "The Vampire Cullen" has been advised by someone who should

A British diplomat has been forced to quit Russia following the posting of a seedy home made porno video on the internet. Earl Grey was the Deputy Deputy to the Deputy Consular Deputy in Ekaterinaberg,

SACRAMENTO, CA - Parents of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school students were shocked today to find "an assortment of sexual enhancement devices" had been distributed to their children, according to the school's superintendent, Ima Soughtie. "I can...

Aquila, Italy - A 16 year old Brazilian girl, Mayora Tavares, has caused a 'scandalo sensazionale' by catching the roving eye of the most powerful man in the world, Barack Obama. The perky breasted, fulsome

Minnesota Democrat Al Franken admitted that since taking office as senator he has effectively lost his sense of humor.

In Italy Friday, someone snapped US President Obama taking a quick look, checking out of a young lady's butt as she happened to pass by, climbing up some steps as he passed down them. In the