Stories Archive by Month - July

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Cristiano Ronaldo Babymomma Wants Her Son Back!

Miami, Florida - (Reuterus): Hyper-lactating American-Sicilian burger waitress Silviana Ponzi's surrogacy deal has gone sour. The dusky 21 year-old is reportedly suing for the immediate return of her baby by Portuguese football captain Cristiano...

 The Spoof
Added: 19 July 2010
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Paris Busted For Pot Again, Still No Arrests

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was detained at an airport on the French Island of Corsica after authorities discovered she had a small amount of pot in her purse. The same thing happened two weeks ago at

 The Spoof
Added: 19 July 2010
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Justin Bieber A Father At 16?

The latest word on the streets of fandom is that young Justin Bieber is going to be a dad. Of course, he has denied that it is true, but a certain young lady from

 The Spoof
Added: 19 July 2010
Woman's Crib Screams For Dogs Shooting Pool And Playing Poker Theme

Woman's Crib Screams For Dogs Shooting Pool And Playing Poker Theme

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Tommy Cooper's England 0 V 0 Algeria. - Full Match Analytical Report

Tommy Cooper's England 0 V 0 Algeria. - Full Match Analytical Report

Green Point Stadium, Cape Town, Friday 18th June 2010. With their heads still in the clouds after the 1 V 1 draw against USA, surely this match would see Alan Smith's rallying call, "Seize

 The Spoof
Added: 19 July 2010
Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized Over Broken Tail Bones

Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized Over Broken Tail Bones

Zsa Zsa Gabor's publicist says the 123-year-old actress has been rushed to a hospital after a hard sneeze blew her out of her bed and breaking several tail bones. John Blanchette says Gabor was apparently watching

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Added: 19 July 2010
Name A Street After A Popular Internet Site

Name A Street After A Popular Internet Site

They call these months of summer "cucumber season" in many parts of Europe as there is not much to talk about or for newspapers to write about other than the growth of said vegetable.

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Joran Van Der Sloot On Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Incarcerated sociopath, con man and accused murderer Joran van der Sloot was said to have gone round the bend today in his Peruvian Jail when he heard that protege and Pen pal Levi Johnston

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Added: 19 July 2010


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