Stories Archive by Month - July
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Zsa Zsa Gabor Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela
Zsa Zsa Gabor is in hospital after falling out of bed onto a vuvuzela.
Her publicist John Blanchette said the 93-year-old actress, who is an avid soccer fan, had been watching a re-run of the Germany
Thierry Henry "Not Welcome" At Arsenal
Thierry Henry, the former Arsenal striker who, reports say, would one day "love to return to the Emirates" after he has finished his playing career, has been told he is not welcome there.
Henry, it was,
Isle of Wight News - 'Back of The Wight' Archaeological Study Published
The University of Newport Department of Archaeology has published the results of its lengthy 'Back of the Wight' area study, writes Local History, Country Matters and Gardening Correspondent, Percy Trowel.
The study was funded with the
Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela
South Africa's Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open Golf Championship last night, as he romped to a seven-stroke victory over nearest rival Lee Westwood at St Andrews, but was later rushed to hospital after
Massive Water Spill Contaminates Oil Reserves
TORRANCE, CA (TheSkunk.org) -- An underground water channel drilled into by the Sparkletts company burst open Saturday night, releasing millions of gallons of pure, crystal clear H2O into the oil reserves at the nearby ExxonMobil
Itv's Daybreak To Have 'Credible Journalism'
'Daybreak' ITV's grave yard programme for Adrian 'Where have I left my smile?' Chiles and Christine 'I have more than enough for both of us' Bleakley will contain 'credible journalism' said many pundits, for fear
Sudoku Addiction On The Increase
Watchdogs have launched a warning amongst the over 40's, that Sudoku addiction is on the way up.
Dr Smith, a passing Dr told us: 'Yes, I believe it is the case that more and more
Cheryl Cole's Hair Has Fallen Out
Cheryl Cole might have thought she had been through a lot lately, but the bout of malaria she contracted during her African Safari paled into insignificance yesterday, after her hair fell out.
Cole, who was in
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