Stories Archive by Month - July

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Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Actress Ashley Greene has apparently apologized to Kristen Stewart over the spat the last two weeks concerning Robert Pattinson. As still another "As The Twilight Turns" rumor runs it's course, like always, there was a little

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Daily Links - 7/20/10

Cthulkhelele - Cthulhu + Ukelele Liquid Wood - Moldable plastic that behaves and looks like wood. Bad Job - This is not a job I would like to

Mysterious 3d Crop Circles Appear In Afghan Poppy Fields Delighting Young Children

Mysterious 3d Crop Circles Appear In Afghan Poppy Fields Delighting Young Children

KABUL: On the eve of an international conference in Afghanistan where representatives from over 60 countries will look at ways to bring peace to the war-torn country a strange phenomenon is happening. Just as the

Madonna To Become A Nun?

Madonna To Become A Nun?

Madison, New Jersey. Contrary to anything her fans may believe Madonna was 'called' by a higher order, and went to Her Holiness Monastery in the wee hours this morning. Supposedly with the purpose

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Added: 20 July 2010
Transformers 3 Costumes By Victoria's Secret?

Transformers 3 Costumes By Victoria's Secret?

Looks like Transformers 3 is trying to draw the biggest male audience as the Twilight movies draw the females, but ladies you won't be left out. Michael Bay has announced this morning that with the signing

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Added: 20 July 2010
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US Senators Quiz Cameron On Bp 'Dirty Tricks' Slush Fund

Washington AC/DC - (Whitewash News): A $3 million bung stashed away in Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi's secret Swiss bank account is top of the Senators' talks agenda today. The meeting will quiz Prime

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Man Turns Into Flamingo After Soup Diet

Local Man, and one-time celebrity assistant, Seaton Carew, told yesterday of his horror after his best friend's son turned into a pink Flamingo. The son's dad, Farrington Gurney, wept as he blamed himself for the

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Added: 20 July 2010
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The Rumor Mills Say Ashley Cole May Be Sold To Real Madrid

LONDON - The English rumor mills are working overtime with word that Chelsea footballer and soon-to-be-ex-husband of Cheryl Cole may be sold to Real Madrid. Several insiders have said that the Chelsea organization is fed up



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