Stories Archive by Month - July
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Bike Superhighway To Encourage Protester Deaths
London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced the development of a bike superhighway that will be created through Parliament Square.
Plans are being rushed through parliament almost quite literally as there are fears of an outbreak
William's Welsh Shagging Hideaway To Cost Extra £1.4 Million In Police Protection
Anglesey - (Rutters): The cost of shagging Kate Middleton at a bijou neo-postimperialist newbuild Welsh hideyhole has soared to £1.4 million.
Police protection squads will mount a 24/7 guard on William and his stick insect girlfriend
Cheryl Cole Pregnancy Test Confirmed
It's been confirmed in the last hour that Cheryl Cole, the X-Factor judge, who contracted malaria after she was bitten by a mosquito whilst on Safari in Tanzania recently, has had a pregnancy test.
It proved
Some Prison Advice For Lindsay Lohan
I don't usually write about, and certainly never to, celebrities, but in the case of Lindsay Lohan, an exception must be made. By all accounts, she's very nervous about
Jared Leto Says The 'F' Word On TV And Then Adds The 'C' Word For Good Measure
American actor/musician, Jared Leto - of Fight Club, and American Psycho fame - caused outrage in the the little old UK last night when he shockingly said 'fuck' on national television.
The amazing outburst came on
Justin Bieber More Popular Than Lady Gaga On Youtube - Paul The Psychic Octopus Goes Stellar
Bieber Out-Youtube's Gaga - Justin Bieber is hotter than Lady G. He is now the definitive pop-throb of the YouTube era as views for his video for "Baby" recently exceeded the 246 million mark.
When asked
Cameron Plays Down Obama Snub
Prime Minister David Cameron has been snubbed on his first visit in that capacity to the USA. Some woman answered the back door of the White House. She looked Cameron up and down then up
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