Stories Archive by Month - July
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Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - 100 Orgasms A Day - Is It Too Much?
It's no laughing matter for sufferers of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - a condition, which as its name suggests, leaves sufferers of the condition in a constant state of sexual arousal.
A bit like a junkyard
Brad Pitt: of Course I Knew Angelina Was Bi-sexual
Although Angelina Jolie has always been known to date women in between husbands and lovers, her partner Brad Pitt had never brought it out into the open before.
Saying that he and Angelina knew each other
Wesley Snipes Sentenced To Prison And Is Rejected By The Aryan Brotherhood, But He Can Take His "Blade" With Him!
After escaping the vengeance of the US Inland Revenue for many years and totting up tax debts of $13.5 million, they've cashed him at last.
Wesley declared: "I've been so busy chasing vampires that I totally
University Challenge: Geek Woofters Beat Blonde Ball Breakers
In a stunningly dull TV battle, last night, the geeks of Queens Cambridge just managed to see off three blokes and a blonde from Balliol Oxford 190-155.
Neither of the two teams was ever likely to
Shetland Sex Tourist Business In Tatters As Conspiracy Sends Visitors To Isle of Wight Instead!
Tourist ministers are considering a Restraint of Trade injunction against certain satire writers after a concerted conspiracy has been alleged of a Public Relations Campaign to divert badly needed Tourist Dollars to the Isle
Shark Found In Kid's Paddling Pool
Parents and carers were warned today to check their childrens pools after a Great White Shark was found swimming in the paddling pool of a family in Surrey.
Mr and Mrs Findus, said their four
Couple Having Sex Slammed To Ceiling During Plane Turbulence!
John and Esther Mathers were in the wrong place at the wrong time, mainly aboard the United Airlines plane that ran into so much turbulence that they had to make an emergency landing in Denver,
Fall From Grace
Attractive blonde photogenic 17 year-old Grace Ford - who fell 90ft from an apartment block in Majorca, has become the latest person to be injured while Defenestrating - the latest craze sweeping holiday resorts around
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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