Stories Archive by Month - July
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Mick Jagger Says The Rolling Stones May Retire In 2014
SOHO, England - Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones since back when the Mediterranean Sea was known as the Mediterranean Creek says that he and his fellow Rolling Stone band mates will probably
Calming Muscle-man Rage
by Swami Hasan
Good greeting, To The Chest readership. My name is Swami Hasan, also known to you as "Pete's Swami." Mr. Puma asked of me to write an
Justin Bieber And Cheryl Cole - No Vuvzelas Today - Anywhere Thank You
There has been great speculation concerning these two stars recently.
Grave Concerns for Stars' Health
For Justin Bieber, his strange voice, the jiggling movements he makes and the rather indolent and constipated look on his face have
Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison And Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit And Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One
LOS ANGELES - The little lost and misunderstood girl of California, Lindsay Lohan has turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Institute, whose official name is The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women.
Prisoner #362426 showed up
Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart surprised more of their fans by showing up at a small town in Illinois at the showing of "Twilight: Eclipse" as they have been doing for over a week now.
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Nick Griffin Ratzinger Prepares To Meet His Mom At Buckingham Palce Garden Party!
London - (Blackshirt News): It's the greatest day of his pathetic fascist life.
The BNP's poster boy for unbridled corruption is preparing to meet birth mom Queen Elizabeth at a Buckingham Palace garden party on
Rush Limbaugh Still Pisses The Bed Says New Bride
Although it came out by accident, if you'll excuse the pun, Kathryn Rogers, Talk Show Host, Rush Limbaugh's fourth wife, has stated to friends that Rush still pisses the bed at 59-years old.
Kathryn stated that
Miley Cyrus Stalker Found Dead In Her Basement
Miley Cyrus, who has recently moved back into her own home near Nashville while her parents stay in Los Angeles, has been reporting to the police that a stalker has been following her around for
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