Stories Archive by Month - July

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Proof There's Hope For Islam!

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Hawking Tipped For Strictly

Wheelchair ramps seen in the set designs for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing suggest that the BBC is attempting to tick the equality box in their primetime schedule by including a physically impaired

 The Daily Hubbub
Added: 22 July 2010
Jennifer Aniston Plans On Adopting An Afro-mexican Child

Jennifer Aniston Plans On Adopting An Afro-mexican Child

It appears that Jennifer Aniston, who is a lonely, single woman, plans on adopting a child from a Mexican orphanage. A few months ago, Aniston visited Tijuana's Casa Hogar Sion, an orphanage described as a

 The Spoof
Added: 22 July 2010
Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay And Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay And Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake"

 The Spoof
Added: 22 July 2010
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Santilli To Perform Second Moat Autopsy

Northumbria - (ET Mess): The fabled alien pathologist shot to fame after conducting a series of high profile post mortems on tragic alien celebs such as Princess Diana and Anna Nicole Smith. This week he has

 The Spoof
Added: 22 July 2010
Hollywood Pool Boy Writes Tell-all Book

Hollywood Pool Boy Writes Tell-all Book

Hollywood stories from personal service staff always being more interesting than those fabricated by publicists, Morrie Wenkler, personal pool maintenance boy to the stars has compiled a blockbuster series of stories from his exclusive customer

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Mct 2010 Summer Break

MCT will be on a break until sometime in September. This is because CEO Brian Friedkin will be out in the wilderness for part of the time. We will be back with more hard-hitting investigative

 Melting Clock Times
Added: 22 July 2010
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Subo Fanatics Call In An Exorcist!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have been forced to call in an exorcist, after apparently being possessed by an influx of purple scarves. The scarves, which they allege can breathe fire, have been



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