Stories Archive by Month - July

Wealthy and powerful newspaper mogul Mark Lowton was indicted yesterday by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Mark was represented by former O.J. lawyer Robert Shapiro.

Lindsay Lohan straightened out the rumors that she was driving drunk, under suspension and in possession of cocaine.

LOS ANGELES (Ucs News) - Now out on bail Lindsay Lohan has her lawyers working overtime. According to Lindsay's personal assistant, Lohan's crack legal team is working hard to keep Lindsay

Washington, DC (Rotters) - Administrators for the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence Rhode Island late today confirmed that their prized cat Oscar had gone missing. White

President Bush is sending Master Chief to Iraq. The President announced the news today at the White House during a ceremony in the rose garden. Standing side by side with the

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Today, President George W. Bush presided over Lindsay Lohan's trial and gave her a full pardon, but left the fine intact. Although the President of the United States

WASHINGTON, D.C. The U.S. Veterinarian General, the nation's highest-ranking physician for animals, expressed concern today that sexually-frustrated poodles are putting the nation's couches and reclining chairs at risk with aggressive humpin...

Are you aware that Bush is gradually assuming the role of a dictator? Are you aware that Congress is tip-toeing around the issue? Are you aware that the pill companies,