Stories Archive by Month - July
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The Spoof! Movie Deal Negotiations
Hollywood, California - (Ass Mess): A consortium of Hollywood studio bosses, investment bankers, PR executives and grandees from the US The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is meeting this weekend in a secret
Lindsay Lohan Busted With The Fine White Sugar
Today Lindsay Lohan managed to make a bigger fool of herself than most people thought possible. She has been caught driving intoxicated (again) and possessed several bags of powdered substance thought to be crack cocaine.
Danica Patrick Tv Show Planned: Women Drivers
Race car driver Danica Patrick will host a new reality show on Time Warner's CW Network for the fall 2007 season. The Danica Patrick TV show will tentatively be called 'Women Drivers.' Female contestants will
D(r)op(p)ed Tour De France Riders To Participate In All-india Cycling Championship
In an intensive display of revival, about 1,000,000 Tour de France cyclists have decided that they will participate in the Swarajya Bharat Rashtra Sangh Cycle Pratiyogita to be held in Jamungarh next week.
Lawyer: Drunk Astronauts Victims of ?spacial Profiling?
(2007-07-27) -- A report in an aviation magazine that NASA astronauts have flown the space shuttle while intoxicated on at least two occasions was vehemently rejected by an attorney for the unnamed astronauts as "just
Kerry Packer's High-class Brothel Hookers Named
Melbourne, Australia - (Ass Mess): A new biography about the late Australian media mogul Kerry Packer says he made his fortune from pimping and promoted some of his top gals to worldwide stardom.
Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan And Alberto Gonzales Head To Jail For Career Recharge
Unconfirmed sources report that Alberto Gonzales will join super celebrities Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan in the slammer. The trio are headed behind bars because of their participation in a series
NASA Admits Some Astronauts Were Drunk
NASA (formerly the National Aeronautics and Space Administration) admitted today that several astronauts have been launched into space in a \'less than sober condition.\' Though none of these astronuats died in their missions or caused
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