Stories Archive by Month - July
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President Obama's Birth Certificate Has Finally Been Found!
CLEVELAND - President Barack Hussein Obama's official birth certificate has finally been found. It is presently in the possession of one Sonatina Maybell Gingham.
Gingham is an 83-year-old retired 'Avon Lady' who resides in Cleveland at
Taylor Lautner Injures Groin In "Indian Leg Wrestling" Match, Gets Slathered In Curry Paste
GRAND RAPIDS, MI - Taylor Lautner, 17, experienced a bit of culture shock today when he flew to Grand Rapids, Michigan to participate in the Goodland Dairy-sponsored First Annual North American Indian Leg Wrestling Tournament.
Lautner,
Taco Bell Dog Dies - Korean Taco Bell Introduces New Meat Taco
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - The legendary Taco Bell chihuahua "Gidget" passed away this morning from a massive stroke. The iconic dog brought cheer to literally billions of people during his stardom as a spokesperson in
Steven Gerrard In Court For 'Being An Annoying Scouse Git'
Liverpool footballer and underachiever Steven 'Calm Down, Calm Down' Gerrard was today appearing in court, on what the judge called 'the worst case of Scouse gittery that it has been my misfortune to hear about'.
CCTV
Britney Spears Forgets The Singing Part of Show In Russia
After receiving death threats before her "Circus" show in Russia, Britney Spears came out in what appeared to be her sexy nighty and began to dance.
As the hand clapping got louder and louder, she apparently
Andrea Mcnulty Calls For Review of Roethlisberger's Infamous "Quarterback Sneak"
THREE RIVERS STADIUM, USA - Andrea McNulty says Ben Roethlisberger called a bad play, then made an illegal use of hands (not to mention certain other parts of his anatomy), and now she wants the
Dog The Bounty Hunter To Find Osama
Confusion reigned at a press conference in Hawaii yesterday when Dwayne Chapman otherwise known as Dog The Bounty Hunter turned up after being hired to track down and capture Osama Bin Laden.
Chapman wearing sunglasses
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