Stories Archive by Month - July

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Conspiracy Theorists Continue To Demand To See Obama's Death Certificate

Conspiracy Theorists Continue To Demand To See Obama's Death Certificate

Despite the pleas of Republican party leaders, some right-wing conspiracy theorists continue to insist that President Obama can not legally be Commander-In-Chief of the U.S., because he is dead -- and has been since 1961.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 24 July 2009
Adam Lambert Dating Jessica Simpson

Adam Lambert Dating Jessica Simpson

LOS ANGELES - Fox News broke the story that once Adam Lambert heard that Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo had dumped his girlfriend Jessica Simpson, he quickly emailed her and asked her for a date. The heart-broken,

 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2009
Kristin Stewart: Bella Is Dead!

Kristin Stewart: Bella Is Dead!

Actress Kristin Stewart talked to a few select reporters this morning and told everyone that "Bella" was dead, at least outside the movie theater. "I've got the best friends in the world", began the co-star of

Michael Jackson Son Omer Bhatti Has His Nose

Michael Jackson Son Omer Bhatti Has His Nose

Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's alleged love child, Omer Bhatti, has his nose...literally. When Michael Jackson's body was removed by ambulance on that fateful day of his death, Omer Bhatti followed behind, five minutes

Geek Horoscopes

Geek Horoscopes

The stars foresee you clicking this link and reading your horoscope...

 BBSpot
Added: 24 July 2009


Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......

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