Stories Archive by Month - July
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North Korea Vows Nuclear Response To U.S. - Seoul Gay Pride Parade And Planned 'Secret Santa'
North Korea warned Saturday that it will respond with "powerful nuclear deterrence" to joint U.S. and South Korean military gay pride parade and picnic recently announced for soldiers stationed throughout South Korea. The online dating
Sharron Angle Says Unemployed Have Outlived Their Usefulness
LAS VEGAS - Nevada Republican senatorial candidate Sharron Angle said that the unemployed have outlived their usefulness. After being asked what she meant by that, Angle's campaign spokesman backtracked by saying that isn't what
Condemned Coalition Need A Holiday Already, Take As Long As You Like Say The British Population
Call me Dave has had a torrid time in the US. The poor guy must be really exhausted after weeks spent turning the UK upside down and back again.
It must have been exhaustion
Paris Hilton Visits Lindsay Lohan & Forgets Which One Is Jailed
Deputy Harrison Cockrill stated that he had never seen anything like it before.
"This facilities has become a zoo. Ever since that Lohan gal got here, there's been so many in and out, SHE could have
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Turn Down Giant Baby Adoption
Apparently the giant baby of Indonesia will stay in Indonesia for a while longer as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stated that he was too much to handle after paying a visit.
The baby boy weighed
Miley Cyrus Argues Against State Controlled Marriages
Miley Cyrus gave a speech at a Georgia University, telling the students that the states don't have legal authorization to control marriage through the courts.
Cyrus complains that marriage courts and marriage laws need to be
US Veterans' Hospitals And Clinics Expand Snack Offerings For Medical Marijuana Patients
New federal guidelines are now in place stating that the Veterans' Affairs Hospitals and Clinics located in states where medical marijuana is legal will now allow their patients to use marijuana for pain management.
Several changes
Rapper 'Snoop Dogg' Gives Up The Hollywood Life Only To Return To The Streets of West L.a.
Cordozar Calvin Broadus, or better known as rapper 'Snoop Dogg,' took a few minutes one evening to think about things and finally followed the advice of a fellow street-wise rapper who he has known since
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