Stories Archive by Month - July
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Taylor Swift Sues Acne Medication For Making Her Tits Disappear
Country music singer Taylor Swift filed a lawsuit in a Nashville court yesterday against Clear Skin Acne Medication. Taylor, a teenage winner of multiple Grammy Awards, said in her lawsuit that the product made
Tony Hayward Fired And Asked To Repay Spill Cleanup Costs
Everyone expected Tony Hayward, embattled CEO of BP Oil to be fired eventually over his mishandling of the Gulf oil spill, but it was a big surprise when news came out that BP is holding
No Shit Sherlock - 'A Study In Pink' Is A Smash Hit For The Bbc
BBC chiefs were reported to be 'ecstatic' this morning, as their updated version of Sherlock Holmes proved to be a smash hit with the viewing public.
It was a calculated risk, hauling Holmes, Doctor Watson, Inspector
Kristen Stewart: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
If she's interested, most now believe that Kristen Stewart is perfect to play the lead role in "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo".
However, thus far, she apparently hasn't showed much interest in doing it.
Among those
Muslim Contributors To Lazio And Cuomo Challenged
Carl Paladino accused Rick Lazio and Andrew Cuomo of taking campaign contributions from "Islamofascists" today. He produced a list of "terrorist sympathizers" who have given money to the two candidates.
At the top of Paladino's list
Is The Coalition Broke?
Signs of stress for the Coalition Government are beginning to emerge. Rumours that David and Nicky are not satisfying each other have troubled Tory Backbenchers.
'It's because Nicky is always a bit too wet' said one
Jon Venables Wants To Be A Babysitter
Contrite child killer and born-again pornographer, Jon Venables, has decided to pursue a new career as a babysitter.
Following his two year prison sentence yesterday, Venables announced that he's taken career advice and will now buckle-down
Lady Gaga Supports Veils In The Middle East
In a lengthy interview with the magazine "Celebrity Fame", Lady Gaga said that she supports the wearing of veils in the Middle East. She said her support was not for the idea that veils show
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