Stories Archive by Month - July

Fears among industry insiders that Channel 5 would be dumbed down to greater depths than ever before, following its recent purchase by media tycoon Ricardo Dismal were reinforced today by the announcement that the man

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HOLLYWOOD - The Kiddoes Channel has just announced that they will soon begin production on their new teen movie entitled The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires. Canadian teen singing sensation Justin Bieber will appear as

Former Stonehenge lead architect and current CNN talk-show host Larry King has made it known that he's not very familiar with Piers Morgan, the Brit widely reported to replace King when he retires. Speaking to AARP.web,

New York - (Whitewater Mystery News): No amount of bullshit spin can hide it. And next weekend's Clinton/Mezvinsky-Lewinsky nuptials caper is oozing karmic payback by the BP barrel load. What actually triggered it may be the oh-so-surreptitious...

Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie finally called head coach Andy Reid to task for selecting QB Kevin Kolb to start over ASPCA Fkhead Of The Decade Michael Vick, characterizing it as an issue of "Using

HAVANA - The ex-president of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has stated that his brother, Raul, the new president of Cuba, has authorized him to negotiate for the exchange of prisoners between the United States and Cuba. Fidel

Local man, Farrington Gurney, has sensationally called for a mass debate in the village of Wookey Hole, famous for it's caves and real life witch, following an alleged sex scandal between the local postmaster's wife