Stories Archive by Month - July

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Katie Price's Lost Virginity Washed-up At Shanklin Iow

Katie Price's Lost Virginity Washed-up At Shanklin Iow

Two 13 year old schoolboys on their summer holiday have come to the rescue of famous TV actress Katie Price. Darren Jones and Keith Parslow were busy building sandcastles on the beach at Shanklin IoW when

North Korea's Leader Kim Jong-il Is Shrinking In Size!

North Korea's Leader Kim Jong-il Is Shrinking In Size!

Many things have changed in Korea since the end of the Korean War in 1953. The cease fire and subsequent 'peace' along the 38th Parallel has brought once unimaginageable prosperity to almost 44 million

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Added: 25 July 2010
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Isle of Wight News - Ryde Man Denied Insurance Payout

Ryde man, Piers Dearlove of The Smeltings, Outhouse Lane in Ryde was left in tatters today when his insurers refused to pay out on his contents insurance policy, supposedly because he had made a suspicious

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Eastman-kodak Will Die Within The Year

Open your wallet and take out a $20.00 bill. Think of what you can buy with it: an 8gb thumb-drive, dinner for two at Wendy's, perhaps an Old Navy hoodie, if they are on sale. Now,

 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2010
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Pharmacists Told 'Just Do What You Like!'

A revised code of conduct issued by the new industry regulator, will effectively mean that Pharmacy staff will be able to choose which drugs they dispense and which they do not, in accordance with their

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Added: 24 July 2010
Lindsay Lohan Gets Visit From Samantha Ronson In Jail

Lindsay Lohan Gets Visit From Samantha Ronson In Jail

Samantha Ronson the ex-butch boyfriend of Linday Lohan visited her in jail to pretend to amend old conflicts between them. Ronson, 32, and childless, arrived at Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., on Thursday

 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2010
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Boris Johnson's Sex Secrets Revealed

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, is quite a mouthful. Quite literally, if you are inclined to believe his own opinion as to why he is so successful with members of the opposite sex. 'Word has obviously

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Added: 24 July 2010
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Cheryl Cole Mosquito Meets Its Doom In Taiwanese TV Presenter's Gob

Taipei - (Deep Throat News): The pesky gnat that caused so much trouble to the UK national treasure finally met its match yesterday. China Television Co anchor Huang Ching had just been reading an update on



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