Stories Archive by Month - July

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The Evolution of Darwin's Beard

The Evolution of Darwin's Beard

The controversy created by Charles Darwin regarding evolution and creationism over one hundred years ago has taken on a new twist centering on the famously extravagant beard of the father of evolution. Nearly as famous as

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Added: 30 July 2010
Cheryl Cole Hires Koh-i-noor Diamond From David Cameron

Cheryl Cole Hires Koh-i-noor Diamond From David Cameron

News that Prime Minister David Cameron plans to boost National finances by hiring out the Crown Jewels leaked onto the internet this afternoon. "New Labour left us in such a financial mess we haven't any choice",

Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base For Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita And 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'

Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base For Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita And 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'

Popular recording artist Lady Gaga, voted 'Most Respected Artist of The Decade' by AutoTune Afficionado magazine, is suing some of the biggest names in music, but for good reason. They are stealing Gaga's records. The suit filed

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Added: 30 July 2010
Sharon Osbourne Admits That 20 Years Ago Her Husband Ozzy Accidentally Rubbed Off Her G-spot

Sharon Osbourne Admits That 20 Years Ago Her Husband Ozzy Accidentally Rubbed Off Her G-spot

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sharon Osbourne was relaxing high in the Hollywood Hills in her and husband Ozzy's $9.3 million mansion Prince of Darkness Manor. Mrs. Osbourne was sipping on a Southern Comfort while reading the latest

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Added: 30 July 2010
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'I Am Not Gay' Announces Gok Wan

Camp presenter of Channel 4 programmes, 'How to Look Good Naked' and 'Gok's Fashion Fix', has confessed today that he is not, and has never been, 'Gay'. 'It was all an act', he admitted in an

Eminem Admits California Gurls Is Better Song Than Love The Way You Lie

Eminem Admits California Gurls Is Better Song Than Love The Way You Lie

In 2007, Eminem said his career was in limbo. Sadly, for those of us with ears, Em has since "Relapsed" and is now in "Recovery." And, while Eminem currently holds Billboard's #1 position with 'Love

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Added: 30 July 2010
Sol Campbell To Be Given 'Special Protection' At Newcastle

Sol Campbell To Be Given 'Special Protection' At Newcastle

Sol Campbell, the footballing journeyman signed this week by Premier League newboys Newcastle United, is to be afforded what has been called 'special protection' when he ventures out on Tyneside in an evening, due to

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Added: 30 July 2010
Does Adam Lambert Even Eat Sausage?

Does Adam Lambert Even Eat Sausage?

That is the question that was on everyone's mind when the story broke on the Spoof by writer Bureau that Adam Lambert will be replacing the late Jimmy Dean as a spokesperson for the popular

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Added: 30 July 2010


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