Stories Archive by Month - July
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"Spare A Copper Gov'"
Westminster: London 27th July 1066 - As if further proof were even needed that the existing UK Coalition Government are more manic that a coach load of blind lesbians in a fish market, today's announcement
Anna Fermanova Outguns Anna Chapman In The Bikini Stakes
Texas - (Hairline Trigger): Looking remarkably lovely - like a teenage Paris Hilton, maybe! - the 35-22-34 Latvian-born 24 year-old's itsy-bitsy string two-piece is an eye-catching little number.
Modelled by stunning blond Texan beautician
Robert Pattinson From Twillight Will Be Selling Underwear
It's being reported that, handsome, Robert Pattinson will inspire a sexy line of underwear for women to buy for their boyfriends or husbands. The underwear's to be sold will be the same ones that Robert
Cat Stevens: "We're Lifting Pork Ban"
BILLIONS of the world's religious believers choked on their cornflakes this morning following bombshell revelations that Islam may lift a centuries-old ban on pork.
The radical reform was announced by Islam's voice on Earth Cat Stevens
Zac Efron To Star With Heidi Montag And Gabourey Sidibe In "Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens"
LOS ANGELES - Zac Efron has just told Larry King that he will start shooting his new movie Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens in two weeks.
The film which is being co-produced by Vilandro
Woman With Gorgeous Body Like Anna Chapman Misses Flights Due To Excessive Full-body Scans
Anna Fermanova, yet another Soviet-born beauty, has made headlines for being caught and charged with attempting to export defense articles on the United States Munitions list. What is more interesting than her being compared to
Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad
There were cheers and jeers when Amazon introduced a new Kindle on Wednesday. The jeers came from the older model (Kindle2) electronic readers; they feel that they may now be put out to pasture.
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