Stories Archive by Month - July

Singer Adam Lambert has signed to do commercials for the Jimmy Dean Sausage Company. A Source stated that Lambert had signed the contract several months ago but allowed the jokes to go around first. The song

TUCSON, Arizona - Governor Janifellatia (Jan) Brewer has just informed The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz that she wants him and

Though ladies will miss David Beckhams underwear ad they can expect a new face of Emporio Armandi Underwear, heart throb Justin Bieber. It's being rumored that Lady Gaga wants to get with Bieber for a hot

A long-standing spoof contributor of some renown has sensationally quit today, lamenting the 'dumbing-down' of his favourite web-site, 'TheSpoof.com.' Retired headmaster Herbert Posset, more widely known as his pseudonym, Prof. Edward de Vere OBE,...

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey told The Today Show's Matt Lauer that he wants the cast and crew of the reality shore Jersey Shore out of his state and back

Elton John dressed in a pink mini skirt and white blouse crossed the picket line during a boycott in Arizona. He screamed out at the crowd that he had a 25 million dollar concert to

McDonalds announced today that it will add the McGangBang sandwich onto U.S. restaurant's menus, starting in October. The sandwich, which is an entire McChicken sandwich placed between the two beef patties of a McDouble double cheesebuger,

HOLLYWOOD - The host of America's Got Talent Nick "The Stick" Cannon said that the acts keep getting better and better. Eleven year old rapper C.J. Dippa showed the audience and the judges that he