Stories Archive by Month - July
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France Has Declared War On Al Qaeda - Huh? No Way - France Does Not Do 'Fighting'
PARIS - French President Nicolas "French Fries" Sarkozy has issued a statement declaring war on the nefarious, guerrilla group known as Al Qaeda.
Sarkozy said that it is his understanding that AQ leaders highly insulted his
Spoof-writer Banned From Web-site For 'Princess Diana' Story
Remarkably, even in the world of satire, there are boundaries that should not be crossed. That was the salutary lesson learned today by long-time spoof-writer, Doris Middlewick, as she was banned from posting any further
6-year Old Somalian Girl Given Permission To Sail Solo Around The World
A six-year old Somalian girl has been given permission by the Somalian government to sail solo around the world in a 46-foot yacht commandeered by her father in a pirate raid off the coast of
Angelina Jolie To Star In "Dragon With A Girl Tattoo"
LOS ANGELES - Word has it that Angelina Jolie wanted to star opposite Daniel Craig in the English-language remake of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". However producers nixed the idea, opting for an unknown
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Guest-Post by "Gay Rich" Handler
Pete and Butch asked me to write a guest article for them today because they're out gallivanting or something. Honestly, those two are the most incorrigible
Bp Photoshopper Vows To Make The Gulf Spill Look Better, One Pixel At A Time
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Back To The Tudors As 'The Earl of Leicester' Robert Dudley Takes Over As Bp Ceo
London - (Crude News): His 16th century namesake was a favorite 'poodle' and a first cousin once removed of the greatest English monarch ever, Queen Elizabeth 1st.
Indeed the first Earl's reputation as a Machiavellian master
Wikileaks Do Lohan
Washington, USA. Within hours of Wikileaks producing piles of leaked confidential documents on the war on terror in Afghanistan, the feared organisation has produced 20 000 documents detailing the lustful trysts that actress Lindsay Lohan
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