Stories Archive by Month - July

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Isle of Wight News - Wight's Best Window Box Announced

The Isle of Wight News's judges have been out and about for the past two weeks examining all the window-boxes that have entered this years competition. As usual, the competition has been fierce with some amazing

John Kerry Denied Request For  4th  Purple Heart After  Wounds Surrounding Tax Battle Over  His $7m Yacht Turns Out To Be Ketchup!

John Kerry Denied Request For 4th Purple Heart After Wounds Surrounding Tax Battle Over His $7m Yacht Turns Out To Be Ketchup!

Massachusetts Senator John "Swiftie" Kerry suffered yet another 'war wound' after it was discovered his $7M yacht, built in Australia, and berthed in Rhode Island, would not be taxed in Massachusetts, his official residence, sparking

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Added: 28 July 2010
Iranian President Jealous of Paul, The Psychic Octopus

Iranian President Jealous of Paul, The Psychic Octopus

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during a speech he was giving at a national youth conference, condemned Paul, the Psychic Octopus as nothing more than a sham, a fake. He even went so far as to

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Added: 28 July 2010
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Cheryl Cole's Puppies Diagnosed Far Too Big

Rumour mongers have been speculating for ages on the size of Cheryl's breasts. Old photographs suggest she's had them enlarged. Yet women often enjoy a sudden expansion of the bosom area at Chezza's time of

Tragic End For Film Council

Tragic End For Film Council

The Government Minister for the Destruction of Culture, Jeremy Haunt, wants see a tragic ending to the Film Council by eliminating it from existence. 'It will be inspiring' he told an audience of film buffs

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Added: 28 July 2010
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Why Twilight Is Evil/annoying

The Twilight release: the time of year when vampires meet neurotic teenagers and they form quasi-abusive and seriously unhealthy relationships. Oh, and there are werewolves that run around topless. That's important. Let's not forget that.  But

Obamas Set To Air Marriage Woes On Dueling Tv: The View Vs Oprah Tell All Show Down!

Obamas Set To Air Marriage Woes On Dueling Tv: The View Vs Oprah Tell All Show Down!

Now that the cat is out of the bag concerning the fact that the Obama marriage is in serious trouble with Michelle petulantly flying off to Spain to pointedly snub her husband's Birthday, it now

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Added: 28 July 2010
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Nothing Bad Happened Today

Dateline Earth - Despite all odds, it seems nothing really bad happened today, on the planet Earth. Doctors, Nurses and Health Care Workers found that in all the clinics, hospitals and doctors offices, there was

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Added: 28 July 2010


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