Stories Archive by Month - August

People in Southern Michigan are beginning to feel like those on the Gulf of Mexico as crews were working Monday to contain and clean up an estimated 900,000 gallons of oil that has already coated

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An over-zealous traffic warden is in hiding today after a 'Fatwa' was declared by an Islamic cleric. Kensington and Chelsea warden, Norman Jobsworth, unwittingly targeted high-profile cars belonging to Qatar's ruling Al-Thani family. The cars,...

Miley Cyrus is complaining that feminist have ruined relationships between men and women when they went on their hate campaign. "Men are reluctant to trust women and thousands of lonely women grow old without the comfort

Increasing numbers of Muslim brides are having taxpayer funded (naturally!) 'virginity' repair operations before marriage.There were 116,000 hymen replacement operations carried out in Bradford Royal Infirmary before lunch this morning, an increase o...

Scotland - (Terminal News): Royal Protection Racket police appear nonplussed by this morning's sighting of the North Korean hit squad. The gang is believed to be a personal birthday gift to Charles from wackjob dictator Kim

Americans are fast learning that, if you want to get ahead in life, you have to double cross people. Accountants, surveyors, doctors, economists, lawyers and even street sweepers are programmed at a young age to stab

More plaudits for the BBC this am for hitting a winning formula and failing to capitalise on it. Three episodes of Sherlock? Not enough. The public want - nay demand - more. Last night's episode enlightened millions