Stories Archive by Month - August
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Wayne Rooney To Appear On 'The Simpsons'
It is a sad fact that Wayne Rooney has never sported a physique that could be described as remotely 'atheletic'. However, notwithstanding the fiasco in South Africa, he has displayed at times, an extraordinary talent
Brooks Institute Closes Its Doors
Santa Barbara based Brooks Institute announced today that it will be closing its doors because of drafts, insects and general annoyances with having the doors open.
No Tacky 'Hole-in-the-sheet' Honeymoon For Chelsea And Marc!
Martyr's Vineyard, Massachusetts - (Niddah News): Honeymoon celebrations were in full swing today with the happy couple eschewing traditional kosher honeymoon rites about the bridle (sic) path to happiness.
As a nod to her new
David Guggenheim To Make 3d Movie About Justin Bieber
World Acclaimed Movie Producer, David Guggenheim, the man who made the insanely boring film about Al Gore, has announced via Justin Bieber's Twatter page that he is to release a film about teen sensation Justin
Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry
Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah...
Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson -
Clare Balding Versus Aa Gill: Jury Decides
Homophobic food reviewer AA Gill makes a living out of rubbing celebrities up the wrong way.
He's been flung out of a Gordon Ramsay restaurant for reviewing Ramsay's personal life rather than his cooking. He
Van Der Sloot Given 3 Months To Live After Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release To Scotland!
In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release
President Obama Is Considering Deporting The Jersey Shore's Nicole Polizzi Aka "Snooki"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama took time from his conference dealing with the itemized bill that the United States will be sending to BP for the hellacious mess that their well made in the Gulf
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