Stories Archive by Month - August

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Breastfeeding Should Be 'The Law', Says Supermodel

Brazillian supermodel Gisele Bundchen put a smile on the face of red blooded men everywhere when she said that breast feeding should be "the law". In an interview with Harper's Bazaar magazine, the world's highest paid

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Added: 04 August 2010
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Alexa Rae Joel Diagnosed With Mariska Hargitay Syndrome

Alexa Ray Joel, the daughter of bug-eyed songsmith Billy Joel and Supermodel Christie Brinkley, has been diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome (MHS) --an autoimmune disorder that temporarily suppresses mitochondrial DNA in fetuses, allowing only t...

 The Spoof
Added: 04 August 2010
American Idol Hires Ann Coulter To Be Ryan Seacrest's Co-host

American Idol Hires Ann Coulter To Be Ryan Seacrest's Co-host

HOLLYWOOD - In an effort to gain back some of the millions of viewers that American Idol has lost in just this past season alone, the show's executives have decided to add a co-host to

Olsen Twins Paid $1.33 Million Not To Pose For Playboy

Olsen Twins Paid $1.33 Million Not To Pose For Playboy

Hugh Hefner, owner of the Playboy empire, has often used his considerable checkbook to ensure only the hottest women make it into his celebrated titty magazine. This time, however, Hefner has gone a different route, paying

 The Spoof
Added: 04 August 2010
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Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

The finance world was stunned on Tuesday to learn that Barnes & Noble, which owns 720 bookstores in the U.S., was considering selling the company. Nooks, B&N's electronic readers, were shaken to

 The Spoof
Added: 04 August 2010
Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the

Remains of John The Baptist Found On Bulgarian Island

Remains of John The Baptist Found On Bulgarian Island

Human remains, said to be those of St John the Baptist, who baptised Jesus, have been discovered on St Ivan Island near Bulgaria's southern Black Sea. They were in a terrible state. The head was missing, and

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Added: 04 August 2010
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Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is His Plaything!

Apparently these two old friends are still clashing over the actress, Kristen Stewart, with Rob Pattinson saying that old ex-friend Sturridge should stay away from his plaything! "Plaything!" yelped Kristen Stewart when she heard the term.



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