Stories Archive by Month - August
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Fap-guilty No More: Selena Gomez Is 18
Men who felt guilty for getting all tingly after watching her on "Wizards Of Waverly Place" or --yuck-- as Gianna on Barney and Friends should hide their heads in shame no longer: Selena Gomez
Top 11 Features Windows Phone 7 Needs To Beat Iphone And Android
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Celebrity Bbws Dylan And Cole Sprouse Are 18! ---second In The Series: "For Those About To Fap"
Middle-aged adult men who live in rooming houses and volunteer at the YWCA rejoice: Rubinesque beauties Dylan and Cole Sprouse turn 18 on August 4th.
Dylan and Cole, stars of the multimillion-dollar "Nutri-System For Teens" ad
Monica Lewinsky Ruins Chelsea Clinton's Honeymoon
Paris, France-- Monica Lewinsky made a surprise visit to Paris today, and ruined the honeymoon of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky. The notorious Monica was only wearing knee pads and a smile when she
Mexican Drug Gangs Boycott Arizona Over Immigration Law
Phoenix, AR: Joining a rising tide of protest boycotts of the state, leaders from several prominent Mexican drug gangs announced their intention to avoid doing business in Arizona until the State Legislature reverses its
Tijuana's Notorious Piã±ata De Queso Drug Cartel Has Put Out A $1 Million Bounty On Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - One of America's most famous sheriffs, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio sat in his sheriff's office reading the latest issue of The Rolling Stone magazine.
He was asked what he thought about the fact
Morpheus Finds Out Daughter Is Doing Porn, Decides To Take The Blue Pill
Actor Laurence Fishburne, the talented actor who played Morpheus in the two fantasic Matrix movies (as well as the cinematographic sh-tstain called Matrix: Reloaded) has found out that his daughter Montana has completed a hardcorn
Lindsay Lohan Released From Prison And Vows To Never Again Rob Another Bank - Oops!
LOS ANGELES - Noah Westbunker, warden of The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women, opened the cell door to jail cell #69, and escorted prisoner #362436, aka Lindsay Lohan to the front iron gate and
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