Stories Archive by Month - August

Noting that Britain is becoming a “Haven for Al-Queda”, George Bush announced, “Our War on Terror must continue”, and began preparation for an intensive bombing campaign of the British Isles. The campaign will be modeled...

The American Academy of Pediatrics has recently warned parents about the dangers involved in putting children in shopping carts, citing the statistic that shopping carts were involved in injuries to more than 24,000 children last...

This afternoon, in an attempt to prepare our citizens to meet the latest challenges on the war on terror, Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff met with journalists at Pimal Air base near Tucson, AZ. In

Berlin, Germany - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Messerschmitt): Award winning German writer Gone To-grass has admitted he was a member of the Waffen-SS during World War II and helped the CIA plant dud classified information about Prescott Bush,

London -- Keeping passengers happy during the now super-long waits at the check-in desk can be a challenge. Managers at London's Heathrow may have solved the problem, they say, by filling the frustrating enduro-time wasted...

Parents breathe huge sigh of relief as babies successfully stuck together...

Terrorists in London planned to use liquid bombs to destroy ten airplanes headed to the US from London's Heathrow airport. This has prompted the TSA to ban passengers from bringing on any sorts of liquids or gels including urine in passengers' bladders...

Washington, DC (Rotters) - The Department of Homeland security today released further information in regards to the terrorist liquid bomb plot in London. The press conference was capped off...