Stories Archive by Month - August
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Terminal Celebrity
I had originally intended to do an interesting and amusing piece on actual calls to suicide hotlines. However they proved to be fairly monotonous, and boiled down to 2 or 3 major themes. The most...
Cops Smash Heir Terror Plot
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Officers from the Met's Anti-terrorist branch have foiled a massive conspiracy to blow up a series of transatlantic passenger jets masterminded by the heir to the Pretender to the Throne of...
Joe Lieberman Totally Destroyed, Ruined, Un-elected, Bashed By Lamont! 23% To 87% In Connecticut
OUCH! That's a big owie for the so-called 'Connecticut for Lieberman' campaign team, as former Senator Joe Lieberman has not only lost the Connecticut primary, but more accurately been totally crushed, out-voted, humiliated, destroyed...
A Look At The Terror of George W. Bush
Okay, here's the thing. There are evil people out there who want to kill us. Conservative Neo-Cons know it, Liberal Democrats know it, Muslims, Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Shinto's...
Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy. Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?
(Los Angeles-CA) At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, part time celebrity and...
Civil Rights Watchdogs Preemptively Criticize Officials For Thwarting Terrorist Attacks
As both governments remain tight-lipped about the circumstances behind the alleged plot and its disruption, these groups are calling for all information to be divulged to the public to account for all human rights violations...
Rove Spearheads Lieberman Independent Run
Washington, DC (APE) - White House aide Karl Rove announced today that he would be taking personal responsibility for the fledgling independent run of Joe Lieberman for Connecticut state...
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