Stories Archive by Month - August
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International Rescue Set To Intervene In Middle East Crisis
Following calls for a respite in the cross border battle currently raging between Israel and Lebanon, well known Texan oil entrepreneur and giver of democracy to the needy and downtrodden, George W Tracy has decided...
Landis Pee Fails Taste Test
Beleaguered Tour de France winner Floyd Landis failed French authorities' third and final test - a taste test at Fouquette's Bistro on the Champs Elysses...
Fisherman Wins Half-Mil, Hell Freezes Over
Brent Ehrler pocketed the $500,000 dollar first prize in the Walmart FLW bass fishing contest on Alabama's Lake Logan Martin this past weekend, reeling in a final-round tally of five bass totaling just a shade...
Reggie White Enters Hall
The late Reggie White led a class that included Troy Aikman and Warren Moon into the Football Hall of Fame this weekend...
Big Fame Hunters
Are Hollywood Celebrities Being Hunted into Extinction for their Genitalia? Calls for Curbs on Internet Sales of Captive Stars!..
President Frist: War On Indecent Exposure Will Be Lengthy
U.S. President Bill Frist, briefing reporters on the status of the ongoing War on Indecent Exposure in the White House Rose Garden this...
NFL Refs Get New Unis
NFL referees this year will don new uniforms for the first time since 1832. While that may be a completely made up fact, there's no doubt that wide...
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