Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Rapture Index At Meltdown As Feds Prepare Theocon Cull
Washington AC/DC - (Asso-CIA-ted Mess): Special agents in the FBI's superstition humbug busting directorate are poised this weekend to enforce a little of their own Biblical Soddom and Gomorrah on the US TheoCon movement that...
Bush Pulls Out of Democrat Senate Primary
President George Bush today announced that if he is chosen in tomorrow's Connecticut primary as the Democrat candidate for the U.S. Senate, he will not run...
Tiger Hits 50
Tiger Woods won the Buick Open this past weekend to become the youngest player to get to 50 tour wins...
BBC Presenter Doucet Pulled From Screens
British TV presenter Lyse Doucet has announced she has a plan which may halt the hostilities in the Middle East. Speaking live on BBC World TV from Beirut, she appealed to Arab and Isreali leaders
News In Sexy Brief: August 7, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
Study: Using Crack Triggers Teen Blackness
Researchers found that crack use tends to be higher amongst African Americans than it does Caucasians, suggesting that smoking the drug to obtain its delicious high will cause one to become of the African American...
Bush Arrested Outside of Camp Casey
Crawford, TX (APE) - Early this morning a dispute erupted between local police and the President's secret service detail as Mr. Bush was apparently taken into custody outside Camp Casey...
Bush Fails Second Doping Test
Now that a second test has confirmed that his blood contained high levels of artificial testosterone, President Bush faces the possibility he could be stripped of his cherished "World's Greatest President" belt buckle...
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