Stories Archive by Month - August

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Millennium Dome To Be Turned Into Whitewash Factory

Millennium Dome To Be Turned Into Whitewash Factory

In a dramatic U-turn, the Government is set to scrap its controversial plans to turn the Dome into a super-casino, according to leaked emails seen by DeadBrain. In response to what is described...

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 DeadBrain
Added: 08 August 2006
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Hezbollah Steals Australian Technology, Starts Hurling Boomerangs

Stopping at nothing, adding up to zero and fighting “until every one of us is with the 21 virgins,” Hezbullah forces proudly launched their latest weaponry from bunkers they’ve been working on since Israel graciously left...

 Bongo News
Added: 08 August 2006
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Oil Pipe Leaks, Draws Criticism For "Sexual Imagery"

But even more worrisome, say many U.S. Senators and religious leaders, is the fact that the image of the leaky pipe is "entirely too sexual" for children and hyper-sensitive Americans alike...

Extreme Health & Safety

Extreme Health & Safety

Following reports that the new £2.1m Greenbank fire service HQ in Plymouth has been built without the traditional “pole” for health and safety reasons, The Spoof has learnt of other instances of PC lunacy that...

 The Spoof
Added: 08 August 2006
Hezbollah Soldier Reveals New Body Armor

Hezbollah Soldier Reveals New Body Armor

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 Bongo News
Added: 08 August 2006
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Which Programming Language Are You?

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 BBSpot
Added: 08 August 2006
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Mel Gibson Plans Film On Hitler's Youth, Israel Attacks Malibu

Many will remember Mel Gibson as the Road Warrior. Others will remember him as the odd and awkward Australian Hamlet, or perhaps as the tartaned terror...

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Gasp! - T.O. To Miss Pre-season Opener!

Terrell Owens pulled a hamstring in practice last week and will miss the Dallas Cowboys' pre-season opener against the Seattle Seahawks this weekend...

 Sportalicious!
Added: 08 August 2006


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