Stories Archive by Month - August

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Hitler's Speeches Fast Outpacing Mel Gibson As Top-Downloaded Ringtones

Hitler's Speeches Fast Outpacing Mel Gibson As Top-Downloaded Ringtones

Tired of Gibson's predictable anti-Semitic remarks, hipsters and internet-savvy downloaders are picking up the hilarious and outrageous anti-Bolshevik, Jew-blaming recordings of Hitler's speeches at the Nuremberg Stadium to install on their cell phones...

News In Sexy Brief: August 8, 2006

News In Sexy Brief: August 8, 2006

Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah...

White House Unveils “Burger Plan” To Prevent Civil War In Iraq

White House Unveils “Burger Plan” To Prevent Civil War In Iraq

WASHINGTON (UPI)—Insisting that Iraq “isn't really” sliding into civil war, President George W. Bush has unveiled his new “Burger Plan” to promote democracy in the war-torn country...

 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2006
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Top 11 Geeky Game Shows

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 BBSpot
Added: 09 August 2006
Cindy Sheehan's New Advice Column, Part II.

Cindy Sheehan's New Advice Column, Part II.

The Peace Mom answers your questions about life, love, and the Neo-Con agenda. Dear Cindy:My parents don't really pay attention to me. One of my brothers wants me to die (seriously, he even told my...)

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 09 August 2006
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Livestock, Pets Harnessed As Important New Energy Resource

A technological breakthrough developed by the Wenatchee, Washington-based startup group Cownetics United Development, Inc. (Nasdaq: CUD) promises to significantly ameliorate the nation's ongoing...

 Avantnews
Added: 09 August 2006
Shoot Out

Shoot Out

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 BBSpot
Added: 09 August 2006
Rodent Community Awash In Gratitude Over Hezbollah Stem Cell Donations

Rodent Community Awash In Gratitude Over Hezbollah Stem Cell Donations

Many binged in a cheese munching frenzy upon hearing about the breakthrough. Others followed leaders off cliffs into the sea in stunned disbelief after the news blared out worldwide...

 Bongo News
Added: 09 August 2006


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