Stories Archive by Month - August
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Surgeons To Join Twins
Nashville, Tennessee − A group of pediatric surgeons at Wonderanawe Hospital, Nashville's premier facility for 'outside-the-norm treatments' (according to their website), have announced today that they plan to join a set of identical twins...
Conflict Eases: IDF Issues Safety Advice To Lebanon Civilians
Tensions were eased considerably in the Middle East today as the IDF attempted to atone for the previous four weeks of bombing raids...
Effort Underway To Improve Short Attention Spans of Americans
A federally-funded effort to counteract what some medical professionals have termed the "epidemic-level shortness in the attention spans of American citizens" has been...
New Harris WMD Poll: 50% of Americans Still Stupid.
A new Harris Poll released on July 21st shows that half of all Americans still believe that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction before the wildly successful US led...
Bush Diary - I'm A Sh*t Talker
Dear Jernal, I can't beleave that those foaks are mad at me for saying that He's-Full'ah needs to stop this sh*t!...
Report Says Denmark Is Happiest Place On Earth, Disney Vows Vengeance
“The happiest place on earth” might be a Disney trademark, but according to a recently published study by researchers at the University of Leicester...
Former Diebold Executive O Dell Declares Lieberman Victory In Connecticut
Hartford, CT (Rotters) - On the eve of one of the most controversial electoral primaries in America, Ward O Dell the former CEO for Diebold, stepped forward to declare...
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