Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Australian Navy Equipped With New Armoured Surfboards
Once the domain of relaxed, long haired social drop outs, the surf board has taken on a new role in the Royal Australian Navy (RAN). At a military expo in Hawaii this week, RAN engineers...
Israel, Hezbollah Agree To "Mutual Destruction" Resolution; War Eventually Over
Most of the world at large breathed a sigh of relief today with the news that Israel and Hezbollah have finally agreed on resolving their conflict in a way that will end the war, opting...
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Why Do Hindu Women Have A Red Dot On Their Forehead?
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Joe Lieberman To Run As Bull Moose Party Candidate
Connecticut Senator and one time Vice Presidential candidate Joseph Lieberman, stung by his Democratic primary loss to upstart Ned Lamont, has announced plans to run as the Independent, Republican...
Anagrams By Laurie: Mel Gibson, Baby Shiloh, Pamela Anderson
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Viacom Tries To Buy The Onion; Man With Bag On Head Interferes
It's been rumored for weeks that media giant Viacom has attempted to buy The Onion, the satirical newspaper and Web site. The Onion has denied that any negotiations have taken place, but our spies know...
News In Sexy Brief: August 9, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah...
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