Stories Archive by Month - August
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Cops Seize Blair's Passport As Cherie Tans Her Cellulite
Downing Street, London - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Mess): Officers from the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Corruption division investigating the bribes-for-honours scam that bagged Lord Levy last month have confiscated Tony Blair's passport, preventing him...
Man Horrified To Discover Cool-Sounding Song Is Actually Christian Rock
This story is an EV Classic: an old story pulled at random from our massive vault of over 1,000...
Mel Gibson Apologizes For Calling Cop A Jew
"I'm sorry, but that cop looked like a Jew,” said Mel Gibson in his public apology over making anti-Semitic remarks while drunk. “I’m sorry if I offended him.” ...
News In Sexy Brief: August 6, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah...
Entire US Population Is ‘Sick' Declares Psychiatrist
New York -- In a stunning announcement today, the American Psycho-Practitioners Association (APPA) unveiled a new program that will label the entire US population as a “PTSD Nation.” Intended to be their flagship project, the...
Yahoo Movie User Reviews: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Don't see the movie -- let some of the enlightened minds at Yahoo! Movies tell you what you think...
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