Stories Archive by Month - August
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Taking Candy From Babies Is Good For America
From the right and always right, commentary by Randy Wright. I took candy from a baby today. Yep, I did it. The kid was only 2 years old and he...
Castro's Colon Causes Havoc In Havana, Mayhem In Miami
The mere suggestion that Castro’s colon might finally put an end to his long regime sent thousands of celebrants running into the streets of Havana and tens of thousands into the streets of Little Havana in Miami, Florida...
Avian Bird Flu Takes The Joy Out of Bird-watching
At first, Stella Anderson could not believe her eyes. "I was on my favorite trail, enjoying a Twinkie, and had just come around the corner,"? said the Muncie, Indiana resident, "when I saw it. The..."
5-Star Liar Sellout: Senator Joe Lieberman & The Triple Kiss of Death
There are embarassing moments. There are really, really humiliating moments. And then, there are those special moments that bring thoughts of suicide. This is the life of former Senator Joseph Lieberman.
Letters: August 6, 2006
Mostly nonsensical thoughts from our readers about various matters of the universe...
Castro Hospitalized, Woody Allen To Assume Leadership
Cuba received a measure of salvation today as a governmental shift was emergently implemented due to the hospitalization of Cuban President Fidel ("El Intestinal Bleeder") Castro...
Desperate Lieberman Endorses Islamic Caliphate
In what his opponent called a "cynical last-ditch ploy" to win the August 8 Democrat senatorial primary, Sen. Joe Lieberman today endorsed the establishment of a Muslim caliphate and the creation of a...
Mel Gibson Admits Jews Didn't Cause 1879 Anglo-zulu War
Mel Gibson told reporters yesterday that, despite his "Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world" tirade, Jews did not in fact cause the 1879 Anglo-Zulu War...
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