Stories Archive by Month - August

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Wild Women of Wandsworth

Wild Women of Wandsworth

As Packs of wild Women Terrorise Britain's Town Centres, Government Controversially Authorises Woman Hunters to Round Up and Domesticate Feral Females! Necessary Control Measure for Public Safety or Misogynistic Repression of Women's Rights?

 The Sleaze
Added: 17 August 2009
Coffee Shops Getting Serious About Removing Freeloading Customers

Coffee Shops Getting Serious About Removing Freeloading Customers

Manhattan, NY - Coffee shop owners are tired of people using their stores as personal offices and are employing new methods to remove these menaces. Blocking power outlets, and shutting down free wireless Interent access

 BBSpot
Added: 17 August 2009
On Her Majesty's Swinging Service

On Her Majesty's Swinging Service

Former Soviet Agent Reveals How Britain's Undercover Celebrities Won the Cold War! Amazing Truth Behind The Beatles' Iron Curtain Exploits and Oliver Reed's Alcohol Fuelled Mission to Moscow!

 The Sleaze
Added: 17 August 2009
The Gop Health Care Promise: 47 Million Uninsured To Remain Uninsured

The Gop Health Care Promise: 47 Million Uninsured To Remain Uninsured

Fort-worth : Texas (Ucs News) Sen. John Cornyn (R- Texas), chairman of the GOP's Senate campaign committee announced the Republicans healthcare plan today. According to Cornyn the GOP plan will guarantee

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 16 August 2009
Simon Cowell On American Idol Replacement: My God, Isn't There A Bird Out There That Will Fit Into Paula Abdul's Old Dresses!

Simon Cowell On "American Idol" Replacement: "My God, Isn't There A Bird Out There That Will Fit Into Paula Abdul's Old Dresses!"

Hollywood, California - Staying true to form, Simon Cowell inadvertently blurted out what he really thinks of Paula Abdul's contribution to the "American Idol" show when his microphone was left on picking up on a

Sarah Palin's Facebook: Dr. Kevorkian To Head Obama's Health Care 'Death Panel

Sarah Palin's Facebook: "Dr. Kevorkian To Head Obama's Health Care 'Death Panel"

Anchorage, Alaska - "That's right. You heard it from me first," wrote Sarah Palin on her Facebook account most recently. "Obama has just asked Dr. Kevorkian, the guy who helps kill people that are about

Michael Jackson On Ice

Michael Jackson On Ice

Los Angeles, CA - According to anonymous zamboni drivers, Michael Jackson is on ice, in a deep freeze, awaiting burial once the Jackson family have come to grips with the fact that the only breadwinner

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Barack Obama Tripped-up By Damon Weaver, 11

He might have been able to confound his critics thus far with some smooth talking and deft sideways moves, but US President Barack Obama was no match for the probing skills of 11-year-old schoolboy interviewer



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